Healthy Trader Joe’s Finds: My Honest Reviews

Hey guys!

I loooooooove that your love for Trader Joe’s runs just as deep as mine.

I’m having so much fun making honest TJ’s reviews videos on TikTok, so I wanted to put a bunch of my reviews in one place so it’s easier for you to check them out next time you’re headed out to do some shopping!

Note – some of my must-haves like Ube Ice Cream and Everything But The Bagel Seasoning aren’t on this list… but you know those are hands down 10/10s for me 😋

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Jicama Wraps

These are actually pretty good! But here’s the thing – the package comes with a lot, and they get moldy in like 2 days if you can’t finish them all. Sooo because of that I’m going with a 8/10.

Green Goddess Dressing

Yikes you guys. Some of you are really passionate about your Green Goddess dressing! I just found it to be really boring and flavorless…and too watery. TBH I’m kinda confused about why people rave about it so much? 4/10.

Cauliflower Gnocchi

A TJ’s staple. This one get’s 2 reviews, because it’s alllll about how you prepare it. If you follow the package directions, it’s kinda mushy and meh – 5/10.

BUT if you follow a food blogger’s recipe, it’s crispy perfection on the outside and just a bit gummy on the inside, making it a solid 10/10 🙌

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Rice Cauliflower Stir Fry

Hands down a 10/10 on this one. And I’m a tough critic when it comes to Asian food! BUY THIS!

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Vegan Banana Bread

*Drool*

This is better than any banana bread I’ve EVER had, vegan or not. Seriously. It’s moist. It’s sweet. You need this. 10/10.

Vegan Chicken-less Seasoning Salt

Meh. No flavor profile. Too salty. 4/10.

Everything But The Elote Seasoning

This needs to be in EVERYONE’s pantry. It’s my favorite seasoning everrr and I stock up every time I go on a Trader Joe’s run. There’s a little cheese and sugar in it but whatever, it’s WORTH IT and has 0 calories per serving. 20/10

Vegan Shredded Mozzarella

Sorry but this sucks. It literally tastes like nothing. Go grab Daiya instead. 2/10

Zucchini Spirals

I’m allll for lazy hacks for eating healthy, but this is a no-go. Just go buy a zucchini in the produce section and make your own zoodles. 4/10

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Watermelon Jerky

This is suuuuper sweet, but so tasty! Bonus – it’s vegan. I’d give it a 10/10 if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s probably an entire watermelon in the one teeny bite I’ll eat in about 5 seconds. So let’s say 9.5/10

Watermelon Spread

Watermelon Jerky is a yes…. Watermelon Spread is a no.

I had realllly high hopes for this! But sadly it fell flat and it tasted more like a refurbished Jolly Rancher. I gave it a 3.5/10 and honestly, the .5 is just for the cute packaging.

Umami Seasoning

*PANTRY STAPLE ALERT*

This just makes everything taste good. I like to put it on my meat and pretty much all of my veggies. 10/10

Açai Bowl

I have to admit my expectations were kinda low for this… but it’s actually pretty good! But the key here is honey.

If you don’t add honey – 5/10

If you add honey – 9/10

Cottage Cheese

Just…. no. Didn’t like this AT ALL. 1/10

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Almond Butter Turmeric Salad Dressing

Okay… so this one surprised me a little! It’s not AS boring as I thought the Green Goddess dressing was (sorry). Buuuuut it’s still not as exciting and flavorful as the Kefir dressing. So this gets a 6.5/10